So, it has been a long day at work and you can't wait to get out of there.... The weekend has finally come. You can't stop thinking about googling yourself later tonight when nobody is around to watch you. You wonder.... should you do the short version or the long harder version when googleing ?
Anyways, as you head home you remember the kids will be spending the night at a friends house. It will just be you, the wife and Woody (the dog, you pervert). You stop to get yourself some beer and the wife some wine to help release some of the stress that has built during the week. You do not often get to have a night with no kids !!!
Once you arrive, the kids are gone and the wife is watching tv, when you show her the spirits, she is ready to have a few drinks and unwind. Soon, as you near the end of the booze, she begins to dose off. You hate to let her sleep on the couch, but this is a perfect chance to escape to the bedroom and turn on the laptop, pull up your favorite website and google yourself. How relaxing !!!
As time goes by, you are reading all of the entries returned by the search and you can't help but wonder who all these people are. You check out page after page, knowing that you may never really find the one person you are looking for. Just when you think you found THE ONE, the light comes on and it is the wife staggering in the room and calling out Woody, Woody !!!
You have to ask yourself one question : Do you feel Googlefied ???
Do you have a story about googleing yourself, or someone else ? Do you wanna share it with the world ?
Email it to :tom@twistedbrands.com
We could not help but pass this along - it was just too hilarious!
1- Go to www.Google.com
2- Type in Failure
3- Notice the first listing
4- Tell other people before the people at Google fix it
------- From Steve C. , Dallas, TX
Unfortunately this is no longer valid, but it was fun seeing George W Bush at the top of the list (while it lasted)
